"Mario merging the mushroom kingdom with brooklyn, taking down Princess toadstool, to make Pauline Queen of Earth!"
-Georgia Loukas, A.K.A. The Bradshaw

Dear Canada

This dumbass from Canada thought he was going to offend me somehow by putting me on his silly blog, The Nintendo Update. What he actually did was give me a great oppertunity to explain the disclaimer on the index page of this website. This guy is exactly the type of uninformed idiot that disclaimer was designed to offend and it clearly has done its job on this guy. For those of you who somehow missed the giant fucking blue text, heres that diclaimer again:

Disclaimer:
This site is about Sega's endless line of poor quailty products and deception that has been forced on American consumers. The factual and accurate information about Sega contained in the pages of this site is targeted at intelligent and open minded Americans. If you aren't intelligent, open minded or American then this site isn't for you and you view it at the risk of being offended or confused. By entering this site you agree not get pissed off and make an ass of yourself if you don't like it. You also agree to speak english. Sega Slayer reserves the right to change the rules at any time for your safety and the safety of others or maybe just for his amusement. Can't handle that? Then leave!

You would think this disclaimer was pretty clear. The target audience of my website is American consumers. Its not that I'm racist or trying to exclude certain people. Its just that Non-Americans don't seem to understand my site and often make total assholes out of themselves. Take Europe for example, I get 5 or 6 Emails every month that look like this:

"hay fag!!!11!!1 sega dont suk! YOU SUK!!1!!12 the megadrive could pwn you noob!!111 roxxor! sega still make megadrive games in europe and i buy megadrive last week!!111 roxxors ur boxxors!"

YES, I seriously do get emails like that from people living in Europe. Sega, for some bizzare reason, is still popular in Europe and a few other parts of the world and people from there just don't GET my website. In my opinion, this has a lot to do with the facts presented on my site about events like Blast Processing or the Sega Saturn launch, which refer to evetns that happend in North America alone and were not seen or even heard of in Europe. Thus, the warning that non-Americans might get offended or confused if they read the site. See, that wasn't so hard to understnad, was it?

Well apparently it was for Canada, which is ironic because they weren't even one of the targets of the disclaimer. I would actually expect Canada to be close enough to America to agree with us that Sega is out to screw us all over.

From: Georgia Loukas (georgialoukas@videotron.ca)
Sent: Sunday, December 18, 2005 8:53 AM
To: segaslayer@hotmail.com
Subject: The Bradshaw

A-hem... I wrote on my site about 'cause you're so different. Go to thebradshaw.tk and click "Nintendo update", or go to thebradshaw.blogspot.com

After reading my Rant, Feel free to email me ya freak...

OH, goody! He talks about me on his BLOG! Lets just go see what he has to say...

Wow... He has alot to say. In addition to the obscure refrences and nerdy rants about fan art you find on every other damn blog on the internet, he also dedicated a whole "Nintendo Update" to proving he read nothing on my site except the disclaimer.

I resently came across this site called SegaSucks.net. It's about one man's task to take down Sega fans and be the biggest American dumb a$$ I've ever seen. First before I start, let me say that I am Canadian and I'm Nintendo fan, and I never thought there would be a day where I'd defend Sega. Okay, where to start... well, first of all, His front page reads the following...

(Then he reads off my disclaimer.)

Hmm... I'm the one you says LEAVE you fag. A-hem anyway...

(For the record, I never called anyone on this website a fag except for Jomoyeti who actually was one and didn't mind. Or maybe hes calling me a fag? Either way, it just goes to show how immature his rant is and that he didn't give it any thought. After the whole fag thing he launches into a long dialogue about how Sega is like a fork and Nintendo is like a spoon.)

To say that Sega is stupid is just rediculous. Since you think you are some kind of all american american-merican man for not liking things you know nothing about. IT ONLY AMPLIFYS the "stupid American" stereotype. And it's unfortunate that people like you bring down the strong American image. There are so many smart people in America. You sir, fit in that other-George Bush 20%.

(Hmmm, well he knows I'm a Republican, but the real question is this: When did not wanting to play shitty games about blue hedgehogs become a political statement? Kind of makes you wonder who the real stereotype in this debate is.)

Dude, you are so Dumb, you know as well as I do that Sega's dead but you still conttinue to rant about the dead Dreamcast and converted Sega Fans. You go as fast as to take random pictures from the net and post Anti-Sega related dialogue. Pure Loserness.

(Oh, its so sad. I'm such a loser because I took the time to make an interesting an original website to inform people about unsound business practices in the video game industry. And you are clearly such a winner with the time you spent typing up wild conspiracy theories about how Mario is going to conquer Brooklin and somehow overthrow the goverment. I bow to your superior Canadian intellect!)

You think that people who love Mac and Sega are freaks. Then just what the hell are you? You make not one BUT two sites all about how you DON'T like Sega, You bash one of the gaming industry's biggest history maker and currently don't own a gaming system. Who's the freak now? There has to be some kind of reason why this guy would so angry with Sega and make a whole site dedicated to it. I'm just gonna assume that his Mother chose a Sega over him. So sad.

And now its time for the real stereotype: the Canadian Dumbass. This guy thought he was so smart when he made this rant about my site but by calling me a fag, making wild assumptions about my political views and throwing lame insults like "his mother left him for a sega" he only serves to prove how uninformed and pathetic he really is. I would also like to know where this second website of mine is, because this is the only Sega-realted website I've worked on in the past five years. Its also funny how he thinks I don't own a gaming "system" to play games on. You know, the PC obviously doesn't count even though I play games on it every day (and games that are no doubt more advanced than the ancient SNES games this guy is obssesed with).

But as he requested, I emailed the poor guy back.

Dear Canada,

I never heard back from him so I'm guessing his goverment finally gave him a cease and desist order to stop propagating the "Canadian Dumbass" sterotype.

UPDATE!
After being too depressed to reply for a few weeks due to his girl firend breaking up with him, the Canadian Dumbass Sterotype has made a comeback just under a month after he got my email. I call him The Canadian Dumbass Sterotype now because his new story is that hes NOT Georgia Loukas, thats his mom's name and he just "accidently" used her email account.

And he STILL hasn't read my website. After repeating a bunch of his lame insults and then listing off more of his liberal propaganda ("America is so evil because they invaded Iraq! Therefore you suck and Sega rules!") he asks the same question he asked the first time which set off my "did not read the site" alarm:

"Why do think Sega is worth your time?"

And there you have it, if he doesn't even understand that much, its clear he didn't read my site. Didn't even bother to read the FAQ. You know, its not like there are huge sections about Sega all over my site or anything. But if he didn't read the site that explains why all he can do is throw around childish insults and repeat things he heard from the liberal media. If he actually attempted an intelligent debate he would simply lose so hes not even going to go there.

So if he won't go there, neither will I. Instead I'll do something I rearely do and stoop down the the level of your average Sega fan. Well, I won't stoop quite that far because Sega fans tend to make up a lot of wild bullshit and totally false jibberish when they insult people. When I insult people, I do it based on things that are actually true. Now I don't know much about this George Lucas or whatever his name happens to be this week but I do know that he "accidently" used his mom's email account. Now, this is just speculation on my part but I suspect that such and "accident" could only occour if he was using his mother's computer. And if he uses her computer, chances are he lives with her. And if he lives with her, hes most likely just a kid who has never even been outside of his hometown for any reason other than a family vacation. That would explain a LOT about his opinions and his behavior. They say if you aren't a democrat by 20 you are heartless and if you aren't a republican by 40 you are a fool.

Kid, email me again in 10 years after you have visited a country besides Canada and maybe I'll care about your political opinions.

I'll care about your opinion on Sega when you get one.

UPDATE
*SIGH*

I don't have anymore news on whats his name from Canada because I've stopped reading his lame blog. But apparently now SOME OTHER PEOPLE have started sniffing paint and as a result can't understand the very basic pemise behind my disclaimer:

If you do not live in America then there may be some refrences on this site which you will not understand because they relate to events which happened here in America.

In order to discredit me these people even went so far as to invent totally false conversations which never happened. For the record I have NEVER debated racism on the internet anywhere but on this one single page you are reading right now. So if you see anything else on the internet claiming to be my words you know it is nothing but the claims of a total liar who has no concept of reality.

Another lie that is being passed around is that I'm racist aginst African-Americans now. I have NO IDEA where this came from. This paragraph is the first time African-Americans have ever been mentioned on my website. Hell, its the first time white people or any other kind of people have been mentioned on my site as far as I know. For all anyone reading this website knows I might very well be an 85 year old black man from Russia.

So here is the bottom line:
Anyone on the internet who says I'm a racist is either a liar or an idiot. I'll let you be the judge.