This was mailed to me by Mr.Smart(ass) who apparently tends to earn his nick name once in awhile. On this occasion he earned it by finally figuring out that Paulos is a jack ass and Game Amazon is an Awful Website. Of course, you gotta wonder just how smart he could be considering I told him both of those things years ago and its taken him all this time just to catch up... Plus he gave his Sega website to some guy on the internet hes never met called "SAM" who puts monkeys on the enter page and draws shitty web comics just as often as he actually posts anything Sega related... And there was that one time with the links to random games that weren't published, devloped or otherwise related to Sega in any way... OH AND there was that ... Well, nevermind. An in depth review of Smart's nick name could last for hours just based on his blog entry for today alone. Lets get on with the event we have all been waiting years for:<br><br>

<b><font size=6>PAULOS vs SMART!</b></font><br><br>

[22:53] <B><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">HeroPaulos:</B></FONT> Hello Smart. <br>
[22:53] <B><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">HeroPaulos:</B></FONT> Remember me. <br>
[22:53] <B><FONT COLOR="#0000ff">SMART14553:</B></FONT> hi Paulos <br>
[22:54] <B><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">HeroPaulos:</B></FONT> Been a while smart. <br>
[22:54] <B><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">HeroPaulos:</B></FONT> You remember me eh. <br>
[22:54] <B><FONT COLOR="#0000ff">SMART14553:</B></FONT> Yeah <br>
[22:54] <B><FONT COLOR="#0000ff">SMART14553:</B></FONT> I've been checking your site. <br>
[22:55] <B><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">HeroPaulos:</B></FONT> What do you think? <br>
[22:55] <B><FONT COLOR="#0000ff">SMART14553:</B></FONT> Your design skills leave something to be desired honestly. <br>
[22:56] <B><FONT COLOR="#0000ff">SMART14553:</B></FONT> And a little tip: Just because you can put music on every page doesn't mean you should. <br>
[22:56] <B><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">HeroPaulos:</B></FONT> You bastard. <br>
[22:56] <B><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">HeroPaulos:</B></FONT> Not so SMART of you to say that. <br>
[22:56] <B><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">HeroPaulos:</B></FONT> Good-bye Smart. <br>
[22:56] <B><FONT COLOR="#0000ff">SMART14553:</B></FONT> Huh? <br>
[22:56] <B><FONT COLOR="#0000ff">SMART14553:</B></FONT> You wanted to know what I thought <br>
[22:56] <B><FONT COLOR="#0000ff">SMART14553:</B></FONT> I was being honest <br>
[22:56] <B><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">HeroPaulos:</B></FONT> Good-bye. <br>
[22:56] <B><FONT COLOR="#0000ff">SMART14553:</B></FONT> Wha? <br>
[22:57] <B><FONT COLOR="#0000ff">SMART14553:</B></FONT> Somebody can't take a little criticism. <br>
[22:57] <B><FONT COLOR="#0000ff">SMART14553:</B></FONT> You there? <br>
[22:57] <B><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">HeroPaulos:</B></FONT> You got a site like mine? Eh? <br>
[22:57] <B><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">HeroPaulos:</B></FONT> Nope. <br>
[22:57] <B><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">HeroPaulos:</B></FONT> Asshole. Go shove it . <br>
[22:57] <B><FONT COLOR="#0000ff">SMART14553:</B></FONT> At least *I* stay on topic <br><br>

With no clear winner in this clash of the titans the victory goes to Smart by default for stealing one of my stale jokes about his own site. According to Smart, since Paulos never adds any useful game related information to his site anymore these days and as "Amazon.com" is already taken its obvious that Paulos' only option is to simply shut down. Well, we can only hope Paulos takes that criticism. If nothing else lets hope he stops putting crappy 8-bit music from ancient Genesis games on his site. <br><br>

P.S. In case any of you were thinking of asking which one of Smart's Blog entrys I was talking about then I wouldn't worry about it. You can just pick one, all of them are pretty bad.