2005

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Todays update is to the Lunatic Webmasters page. Paulos became an awful link of the day on Something Awful AGAIN and I guess I should also tell you that Sega Universe is gone forever.

Thursday, March 9, 2006

I'm too lazy to update my website so I'm going to stick to my time honored tradition of directing your attention to vaguely Anti-Sega content on Something Awful.

In this case I highly reccommend you check out their front page update for March 9th where they make fun of Sega, Sonic Riders, wapanese dorks with katana collections and THIS WEBSITE. As far as I can tell from what what I saw and what Something Awful said, this "website" is a comic made by one to four wapanese guys who enjoy Sonic the Hedgehog, Warhammer, Starwars, Japanese tentacle rape hentai and furry porn. All at the same time. If that isn't the most obscene combination you have ever heard than I don't even want to know what you have been doing.

Haven't I been telling you people for years that Sonic fans are weird perverts?

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Hi, My name is Bill. I'm going to be on the Staff here at the site from now on. Nobody really knows what I do here or why I'm even needed. In other words I'm a bit like "SAM" from Sega Universe or Khris from that bizzare Cross Changer site. So I'll probably hang around for a few weeks, post almost nothing on the site and then vanish into oblivion before anyone manages to anwser the question of why a small website on the interent that barely ever gets updated anyway needs a staff at all. By the way, I think there is an update on the Hall of Shame page but I don't know how to make a link yet and I'm still trying to find a monkey to put on the image page. Maybe that SAM guy can help me out by showing me how he made it spin around the page...

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Today we have a new Lunatic Webmaster.

Monday, January 16, 2006

Todays update is rather bizzare. The guys from one of the Awful Sega Websites pages sent me an image to use to make fun of their site with. If that wasn't bad enough, I actually found another picture on the internet of one of the people on the Sega Freaks in Action page and it turns out she is even more of a freak than I thought! Luckly she has better hair in the new picture which is good, her old hair style was making me paranoid. There was also a change on the enter/index page under the disclaimer. If you didn't bother to read it, click the back button on your browser and do that now because I'm too lazy to make a link for it today.

Speaking of freaks, there are two subjects I never want any of you to email me about again:
1. Terence Klugman
2. Paulos' new domain name

Yeah, Paulos has a new domain name, but EVERYONE UNDER THE SUN HAS EMAILED ME TO TELL ME ABOUT IT. I didn't update it today and I may not update it next time either. I'll update it when I damn well feel like it. I'm not even going to mention the new domain name because if Paulos is too lazy to link his domain names to the same site, I don't see why I should help him out in that reguard.

As for Terence Klugman, YEAH, hes DEAD. I KNOW. Read my disclaimer on the Taps page! Anything you read on my site or on the internet about Terence Klugman is more than likely a joke and not to be taken seriously. Even the stuff Terence posted himself can't be trusted because half of the stuff he said were lies meant to be part of a complex scheme to get Lok-ri to stop spamming the Shadowbane forums with posts about how great elves are.

Monday, December 12, 2005

HEY HEY! Its update day today! Not quite as fun as Paulos day but still pretty nice. Speaking of Paulos I have added a new image to the Sega Freaks in action page. I have also added a review of X3: Reunion.

By the way, new evidence has been uncovered on why Sega is still popular in europe. It turns out most Europeans are overly nostalgic, feminine, cry babies with no amount of common sense.

Sunday, November 27, 2005

I've added TWO new sites to the Total Retards page of the Awful Sega Websites section. I've also added "Shadow the Hedgehog" to the Awful Sega Games page.

Monday, November 21, 2005

Today I've got a new entry for you in the Hall of Shame and I've also updated the links page quite a bit.

Wensday, November 09, 2005

I've added one new site to the Total Retards page of the Awful Sega Websites section.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Well, I've been MIA for about two months but that is over now. I'm back. And its time to kick some virtual ass and take some phony names.

To get this started, heres an email I sent to Egosoft, A German game developer who recently released their newest game, X3 - The Reunion:

I guess nobody ever told you guys that Paypal Sucks. Well, I'm telling you now. Find another way for your customers to pay for your products or you will find people refusing to buy them.

Sega Slayer
Webmaster of Segasucks.com

So I encourage everyone out there to boycott Paypal and the Egosoft website until Egosoft stops dealing with Paypal.

On that same note, I've added paypalsucks.com to the links page.

Theres also some other random news. Most of it I won't post until later but for now You should know one the long time Awful websites, Universe (formerly known as Sega Universe) will be shutting down when their domain name expires.

Last but not least, Todays BIG update is about Panovation Studios

Firday, August 26, 2005

Sorry it has been awhile since my last update, but there just hasn't been much news lately. I've gotten a few retarded emails which I decided to ignore because I wasn't in the mood to argue with guys who obviously never owned an SNES and think the Genesis was the best system of all time. (Not that I think the SNES was the best, these people just obviously are stuck in the past.) I also got an email from Smart who said that Paulos changed the name of his website. But I didn't bother to care because its still awful. And speaking of awful websites, SonicR also emailed me to tell me his website was back online. But its the same awful website I saw years ago! It even has the "Scary Shit" page with the smurf pictures and what not...

Well I wanted to make up for the lack of updates somehow but I just didn't have the time to think of anything for today, although I may have something big in the next month or so. Today I did update my ZeldereX Online review, so make sure to check that out.

Monday, August 8, 2005

Today I've posted a review of a zany browser game called ZeldereX Online

Tuesday, August 2, 2005

Sorry, I don't have a major update today but I've needed to update for awhile now because I told that one guy that Paulos cussed out like three years ago I would take the link to his site off my MAC sucks page. I donno why, he did say "ITS SO FUCKING ANNOYING WHEN YOU CLICK TO OPEN A FILE AND THEN IT WANTS YOU TO RENAME IT!" on his site but hey, whatever. Nobody better ever tell me I won't take you off my site if you ask nicely.

Speaking of things nobody better ever say to me, what the fuck is the deal with you people lately and my quotes at the top of the pages? Seriously, first there was that dumbass who made the big stink because he thought I had "misquoted" Maddox because of some page even Maddox admited was outdated. Now sometime last week some jack ass sent me and email about how "the number of bits a system is doesn't make it great!" and I'm just thinking "What the fuck is this dude going on about? And what is he smoking?" It turned out that he had been talking about something "The Gord" said on his website! So now I'm apparently not only expected to run my own Sega website and defend every last poorly spelled word on it, now I have to memorize every last word of every website I quote and defend them too! Anyone who thinks this job is easy better think twice!

Friday, July 15, 2005

"Sega Rally only offers the player two cars to drive, has a clumsy interface, and lacks features common to even the least ambitious PC driving games."

Sunday, July 03, 2005

Well, I just found out that some jerks at Sony decided to ban me from the Planetside forum because of a comment I made about the quality of the programmers who work on Star Wars Galaxies. So instead of spending an hour trying to talk people out of nerfing the Terran Republic even more than it already is I decided to remind Sony how much I hate them by reviewing their shitty game.

Friday, July 01, 2005

HALL OF SHAME

Just click the link, it speaks for itself.

Friday, June 24, 2005

Well, the 23rd has come and gone and that site I talked about last week has done NOTHING. Well, nothing except taking down the message that the site would go online on the 23rd. I did some more checking, this time on the Sega forums, and found that this isn't the first time this "company" had pulled this stunt. The site was first supposed to go online in May, then it didn't. Then it was going to make some kind of appearance at E3, but that didn't happen either. Finally this Sonic ORPG going online in June was the newest lie, but thats gone now too. If any of you want to call this redneck up and cuss him out then you can still find his info posted in last weeks update.

Anyway, today I've added an archive of an old but funny site to the links page.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

There have been some rumors about a Sonic MMORPG being launched by some previously unheard of company called Panovation Studios. However the website is very vague about what exactly it is they do and the only evidence they do anything is the story by the webmaster which obviously cannot be proven and this image which claims to be a screen shot of the site which will go online on June 23rd. Vague double talk, strange rumors, possibly fake images and a wild story... does this remind anyone else of Beta-7? I did some checking to see if this actually might be a legit company. From what I've found there is no evidence what-so-ever that any company called "Panovation Studios" ever existed before their domain name was registered in april of this year. Heres what a who is on their domain looks like:

EDIT: Mark Grieg and his "Legal Department" have started sending me threatening emails claiming they will use the Supreme Court of Massachusetts to force my web host to shut down me website. This sounds like alot of bullshit to me, but I've emailed my web host to find out if they plan to take this joker seriously. Until I hear back from them, I suggest you read the google cache of my website. And if you live in Tennessee, do me a favor: Do a WHOIS lookup on the Panovation website and look into this new address that they have changed their whois info to.

I called that number. After about six or seven rings an anwsering machine came on and said in a redneck voice "Leave duh message and I'll call yuh back..." Does anyone but me think a legit company wouldn't allow that garbage on their anwsering machine? Personally I think theres only two ways this can go from here. It might turn out that Sega is telling the truth, there is no Sonic MMORPG being planned and this is just some redneck with too much time on his hands. Or, more likely, this is a new Viral hoax by Sega to promote a new Sega game. Sure, it sounds stupid as all hell, but so did Beta-7.

Sega, if this is another viral ad, GOOD LUCK, you are going to need it.

Anyway, I've added a new email to the Short Emails page.

Monday, June 13, 2005

Fairly large update today. I've swaped out my old Bar image for a newer one that matches the color scheme of the site better. Because I use that bar on pretty much every part of the site that should make the whole site look better. I've also totally redone the layout of the Awful Sega Websites page because it was getting way too long. Finally I updated the Tribes: Vengeance review with some information about mods for the game.

One note about the bar image upadte. I just noticed that I'll have to update every page on my site if I want to use the newer jpg image rather than the old gif image. Thats alot of work as I have alot of pages so I'll be doing that over the next few updates. For now I'm just updating the old gif so its the right color, it will look like crap on the pages I havn't updated yet but it will have to do for now.

Oh, and that Maddox Fanboy Just emailed me again

Friday, June 10, 2005

Well, Paulos day is over but we still have lots of great memories to remember it by. I've also added a new hate mail from some Maddox freak.

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

MERRY FUCKING PAULOS DAY!

Thats right! Its Paulos day! The day we all celebrate what a fucking retard Paulos of Game Amazon is! In honor of this wondeful day I've updated the Lunatic Webmasters page and I've added a new section all about Paulos called The Final Word on Paulos.

Make sure to check out both of those updates to the site. But most importantly of all HAVE A MERRY FUCKING PAULOS DAY! And don't forget to sign onto AIM and let Paulos know if your having a Merry Paulos day! His AIM name is "Gameamazon" so send him a quick message. And don't worry about him not being on. He will be, hes got no life.

Saturday, June 04, 2005

Today I've added a review of Xfire IM. Also added a section onto the end of the Awful Sega websites.

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Todays update is quick. I added six new Awful Sega websites and updated the Letter to the Sega.com boards.

Sunday, May 29, 2005

Todays update isn't very large but its pretty damn major none the less.

Some of you might have been wondering why I ever choose segasucks.net as my website URL rather than a .com. Well, for a long time someone else owned Segasucks.com for one thing. It actually sounds stupid but its true. It was registered to a fake company for a long time that just camped the domain name so nobody else could use it. I called this "company" once and debated for awhile with some guy who sounded like he had been asleep at his desk but he never gave me any information about who owned the site or why. My guess is that Sega just asked thier night janitor if they could use his office as the contact information for a fake company to camp on this domain to keep people like me from getting it. Why they gave up and left the domain open about a year ago is anyones guess. Anyway todays big news is that I now own SEGA SUCKS.COM as well as good old net. The bad news is that now Sega seems to have set up a new fake company to camp on the "Fuck Sega.com" domain name which was until recently an Anti-Sega forum. WTF?

Another bit of news is that I also recently turned on site stats with my web host and I've been looking over the hits for the last few days. The most commonly accessed page on my server is the error page and I've got no idea why. As it says on the page, you shouldn't be trying to go there on purpose. Anyway, if this is the result of a broken link could someone let me know? I would really hate to have any broken links on the site due to the fact that I mock other websites for that problem constantly.

Speaking of websites I like to mock, I've updated the Awful Sega Websites page again today. No, I haven't added any more sites to the list today (although I do have a few that I need to add) but instead I've moved some of the outdated sites to an archive so they don't continue to take up space on the regular page and draw attention from other sites that are still active.

Wensday, May 25, 2005

Okay, Okay. I know I've been updating alot lately but today isn't much of an update. I got a brief email thats kind of funny that I wanted to post on the page. It fit right in with that "Recent Emails" feature I did about a week ago but I didn't see any way to "update" that page so I just transformed it into a new feature on the site. I call it Short Emails and I'm going to post all my brief emails there. Check it out to see what I mean. Those of you who are pissed I don't have a guest book anymore (you would be suprised how many complaints I get about this) can try sending me a brief comment by Email and it might get posted onto this page if its good.

But the BIG reason I'm updating today is because I want to REALLY REALLY BITCH about two companies that are pissing me off right now. Gamespot and Squaresoft. I imagine most of you have heard by now about the FFVII Tech Demo for the PS3 thats been showing at E3. Those fuckers over at gamespot make you register for an account at their shitty website so you can download this movie. Then once you do finally get to download it they slap a giant "GAMESPOT!!!" logo all over the damn thing so you can't forget your 30 seconds of fun is owned by them...

Then you have Squaresoft who, by making this demo, have proven they can make one of the best games of all time better. But what have they got to say for themselves? They have no plans for a remake of this game. WHAT THE FUCK? Hello, Squaresoft, anyone home? FF7 was the last decent game you guys made. Stop trying to milk the series and give the people what they want you lazy assholes! Everyone whos going to see this demo will want to see a remake of FF7. I would buy a PS3 just for that game (But because I hate consoles I would sell it as soon as a PC version of the game came out).

Saturday, May 21, 2005

Every once in awhile I run around for an hour or so signing guestbooks on various shitty Sega websites to try and get a few more hits for the site here. The problem and advantage of this is that these sites are damn awful. This is usally when I update the Awful Sega Websites page. So, anyway I've added four new sites today.

Sunday, May 15, 2005

I've got a very large update today with updates to the Lunatic Webmasters, Beta-7, Links, and Hate mail pages. Lunatic webmasters and Beta-7 were small updates just adding and updating some information. But make sure to check out the links page to see all the new links added there. Also on the Hate mail page I posted some of my recent email and added a link to a hate mail that was already up on the server but never got added to the page(?) for some reason.

Firday, May 13, 2005

Two updates two days in a row? YES! Today's update is also a bit small but I've gone over the old and by far outdated Awful Sega Websites page and updated all the dead/broken links the best I could. Many of these sites are gone (which is good in a way because they were so awful) but I've revived links to as many as possible using the same method I used last update to bring back the site about Paulos. No, I didn't recreate all the awful sites on my server. I just linked to the archives of them.

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Well, todays update may seema bit small because its got nothing to do with some of my previous thoughts on what I might add to the site but it actually took quite a bit of work. Anyway, today I've got a BIG update on Game Amazon for the Lunatic Webmasters section. Actually theres only one addition there but I've also fixed a link there thats been broken for awhile by rebuilding the page. Oh, and I fixed that wired shit from last update too. We won't have to worry about anything like that again for a few years if everything goes as planned.

Wensday, April 27, 2005

ARG! I know it doesn't look like I've been updating but actually I have. For some bizzare reason my post here on the main page didn't get uploaded so thats why it looks like its been almost a month since my last update. Sorry, I didn't correct the problem sooner but I have to admit I've been neglecting the website a bit since I've been playing Planetside lately. Speaking of which I have a review of it for you today. I'm also having a problem with the "previous updates" page but I'm too lazy to fix that today. Don't like it? Click Here.

Sunday, April 14, 2005

TERENCE KLUGMAN IS WHIPPED

Sunday, April 03, 2005

This weeks update is even smaller than last weeks update was but its still good. In the eternal words of Homer Simpson: "Its just a little airborne, its still good, its still good!"

Anyway, All I've got for you this week is a review of Half Life 2. Maybe next week I'll have a page about Activision who I've been keeping my eye on ever since my Vampire review. Theres still alot of sections I've promised to make that I need to do though so we will just have to wait and see what I can come up with.

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Sorry guys and gals but this weeks update is going to be small. Then again its not like you can blame me or anything. Unlike some idiot named Paulos I never mader any wild promises and all things considered I'm sure my updates are 1000 times better than his. Three years ago he said his site would be the largest Sega Genesis website on the internet in less than two years. Here we are three years later and hes got a website covered in crappy MIDI files and pictures of his dorky ass killing random bums in a bunch of awful games nobody would ever want to play.

Speaking of my lunatic webmasters thats exactly what todays update is all about. Back when "Smart" of Sega Universe(soon to be renamed simply "universe" due to a lack of Sega related updates) teamed up with Paulos by becoming an affilate website with him I was thinking of protesting this union to total evil with a total idiot(I'll leave you to figure out which is which). But theres nothing I love to watch more than Sega fans killing each other and I knew this would be the only outcome when these two lunatic webmasters teamed up. So you can imagine I wasn't too suprised but quite happy to hear about it when "Smart" and Paulos recently fought a BATTLE TO THE DEATH! I've checked and I'm afraid I have to inform you that both combatants are still alive and are planning to update their awful websites so its obvious somthing went wrong. I guess you will just have to check out this new AIM log to find out what.

I'll bet Smarts pretty mad that I've posted yet another update just to mock his website but he will hopefully get over it when he hears I recently took his advice and obtained a copy of the book "The Ultimate History of Video Games" by some random bum whos name I'm not going to post because I'm too lazy to walk across the room and look at the book to find out who wrote it. Anyway, I was only up to page six before I found another one of Sega's lies. Sega's history of Sega document on their site used to claim the company was originally founded by some guy named David Rosen. As it turns out that was never true and rosen didn't become part of Sega until over ten years later when his company called Rosen Enterprises merged with Sega. Sega's current history document on their website has corrected this but what their current history document doesn't say (among plenty of other things) is that Rosen Enterprises was the largest "amusement company" in Japan at the time and Sega was barely keeping their heads above water. Seems that their recent merger with Sammy isn't a new concept at all but rather a long time survival technique for the folks at Sega. My bet is that about ten years from now Sega will have run Sammy so far into debt that the both of them will have to merge with some other company just to keep alive yet again. Of course, long before that happens I think I'll have finished reading this book and another book I also ordered and I'll use that information to write a REAL history of Sega. I mean, you just know Sega must have left a few things out when they have only a grand total of two paragraphs to describe the years when they had the Saturn and Dreamcast on the market. But hey, the good news is that even Sega admits there were more games for the Saturn than there ever were for the Dreamcast.

By the way, heres a picture of a road sign on 7th street near Terence Klugmans hell hole he calls a home. I'll leave you to figure out what it means:

Monday, March 21, 2005

Todays Update was going to be small but then I wasn't able to post it for a few days and I just kept adding stuff to it because I just kept getting inspired by all the idiots on the internet.

One thing I want to shine a quick spotlight on is the website Save Sega Which talks in detail about how these fans were of the belief that Sammy was evil and the Sega Sammy merger had to be stopped so another Shenmue game could be made (who would want to play another awful game about walking around in a getto talking to people is beyond me but we can discuss that another time). The reason a Sega fan recently brought this to my attention was because these Save Sega folks were only making their extrememly limited efforts for less than a year before they backed off and said "Well, Sammy isn't quite as gay as we thought..." in a slightly more detailed way. The arguement that was being made by pointing this out to me was one of "SEE! Even these guys like Sammy now!" Problem is, I really don't think that is the message being sent by this website. They said Sammy wasn't so bad after all but they quitely added onto that point that they still stood by their earlier remarks about Sammy being a shitty comapny that makes shitty products and may be connected to certain less-than-totally legal dealings.

Now I think the explanation for why they were suddenly quite rabid about the Sega sammy merger and then just as suddenly okay with it is actually quite simple. You see this is pretty common with Sega fans. Whenever something major happens to Sega that threatens the possibility of another Shenmue game being made (I.E. Sega canning Dreamcast, Sega making games for other systems, Sega puts out their weekly press release about restructuring, etc...) the first responce of any Sega fan is to launch into a state of WILD PANIC. The result of this wild panic is the creation of thousands of emails, chats, message board posts and websites about how Sega fans everywhere should sell all their games, get out of the hobby and jump off the roof of their quaint suburban homes. Then after awhile when another awful Shenmue game is eventually made despite the fact that mankind would be better off without it. As a result the rabid panic wears off and the Sega fans return to their caves. Thats exactly what happened with these save Sega guys. They paniced and then eventually chilled out even though their original reasons for panicing were still unresolved.

So the moral of this story isn't that Sammy is evil because as it is, I still haven't seen any solid evidence of that one way or the other. The moral of the story is that you should never put too much stock in the ravings of rabid Sega fans because, reguardless if they have a good point or not, eventually they with calm down and return to their coma-like state where they shell out insane amounts of money for anything with the Sega brand stamped on it.

Anyway, today the big update is the about page where I totally redid the "about this site" intro because I was never totally happy with the old one. I'm very happy with this new one however so make sure to check that out. Some other smaller updates happened on the Blast Processing, Beta-7 and Sega Freaks in Action pages. I also have an old AIM log about a broken keyboard which I never posted before for some reason I can't quite recall right now. Whatever it is I'm sure its the fault of those guys over at Sega Universe so I blame them.

And before I forget yet again, this kicks some fairly decent amounts of ass so make sure to check it out.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

I hate to post another update again so soon but this isn't so much an update as it is a quick bit of news.

This crazy website about chickens very nearly became an Awful Sega website today when I first saw it. Lucky for the webmaster its got nothing to do with Sega or this highly intelligent conversation would have pushed his site over the edge:

jettabebetta: Zealotnuts pwns locopuyo in battlenet trivia! Yo, your site is whacked, especially the corn insertions page... yeah.
locopuyo: Ha! I've been pwning you l337 ninja style.

Trust me that "debate" is a whole lot more retarded when you see it first hand on their forums where they have a grand total of maybe 25 posts if they are lucky.

But I called off the whole thing when I realised he not only had no Sega content what-so-ever but also when I stumbled across one page on his site that is pretty cool. His Video Games Politics page actually does cover some important information about lawmakers and politicians who are trying to get video games banned because they saw that one episode of the Simpsons when some chick screams "Oh, won't somebody please think of the children!?" a few too many times. I can't say much for his design which has bizzare images of chickens everywhere and is covered in google ads but aside from that its alot like a feature I've wanted to do for some time now. As I probably won't be getting to that any time soon you should just check out this guys site for now. Just steer clear of his forums, you might lose brain cells just reading them.

Monday, March 14, 2005

Well, after some crazy disasters and alot of work over the last 6 months or so my big new section of the site is finally done enough that I'm ready to post it. The new section is a PC game reviews page. Theres a detailed explanation on said page about why I've added it and how it realtes to the rest of my site but the short version can be summed up by this quote thats been on the about page for months:

"Beleive it or not, some people actually make games because they WANT to, not just to make money. So, for the future, I'm also planning and testing out other ideas to highlight companies and games that ARE worthy of your money."

So thats what the page is about, letting everyone know about some games that don't totally suck. Well, that and to make fun of Sega Universe but most of the pages on my site are about that these days.

Hey! One other thing, has anyone else noticed that the Beta-7 website is back online after slowly going offline for the last year or so. For awhile there it looked like Sega was going to cover the whole stunt up by letting the website slowly break down but now the whole thing is back online with full functionality again. Those of you who don't know what Beta-7 is should be sure to check out my page about the hoax and anyone with any questions about the hoax or anyone who just wants to voice any opinion on it should check out the Beta-7 fact or fiction boards as the forums at the Beta-7 website are now locked down by Sega (no doubt to prevent anyone from posting the truth about their hoax right on the site).

Monday, March 7, 2005

HEY, HEY! I don't know what all that hacker stuff was about but it seems he was telling the truth. I banned him but I can't delete those things he put up! Oh well, after reading his story I'm pretty sure this Zion guy is a pretty big fucking bum just like he said so its okay with me if it stays up on the site. His comments about Sega universe were pretty damn funny and accurate too. What were they thinking letting that SAM guy update the page?

Another thing he said was true. I was waiting to update the site because of my new computer but I've got it now and all I'm waiting on is to get some files transfered over from my older computers and do a few things to finish off a huge new section of the site I've been working on for the last year. Later on I'll also put up a page about my computer and show how badly it kicks the shit out of the dreamcast or any other system on the market. But again theres other things I gotta do before I can get to that.

For today I have a new AIM log about a stalker and a page about Gary because apparently some of you totally missed that joke.

Monday, February 21, 2005

HA! Some of you out there know me as the guy who hacked "The Order of the Golden Shields" website a few years ago right about the same time they got banned from Shadowbane because of Easts trojan virus that caused all the servers to get reset. You all can now call me THE HACKER!

Sega Slayer isn't quite as much of a fucking bum as that Zion guy but hes apparently a much bigger bum than I gave him credit for. A few days ago he told me he was looking for someone to update his site for him because of some zany nonsense or other about his new computer. Anyway I decided to accept his offer to update his site for him so I could TOTALLY TAKE OVER! You would think that if anyone had more sense than to give conrtol of your website to just anyone it would be Sega Slayer. After all, he saw what happened to those guys over at "Sega Universe" when that SAM guy started updating the site. Before they knew what was happening there was a monkey on the enter page and they were thinking of chaning their name to just plain old Universe. And if that didn't get the point across you think when SAM put up those awful "FF Funnies" it would have been some kind of wake up call.

But enough about those nutty liberal non-Sega related web "masters". Now that I've got Sega Slayer's website I'm going to do the same thing I did to the GS site. I'm bringing back the ZION IS A FUCKING BUM PAGE!

Just like GS I'm sure Sega Slayer will ban me but just like GS the really funny part of all this is that he won't be able to take the site down without my help! THATS WHY I'M THE HACKER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Okay, today is a REAL update finally.

Over the last year I may not have updated the site but I've still been doing my job of keeping an eye on the evil bastards over at Sega. Over the year I found alot of information on the internet and had plenty of stupid of email debates over email and even a few on other forums. Todays update will inculde just a samll amount of the information and ideas I've built up over the years.

So, today I've got two new AIM chat logs of some damn elf and a talking billboard. Of course that doesn't have alot to do with Sega so today I'm also throwing in a new article about Sega vs. Innovation. And then just for fun, or for pain depending on how you look at it, I've got more info on our favorite Lunatic Webmaster, PAULOS! And then we have this idiot whos setting a bad example for all Sega fans. Lastly, I updated the links page because alot of my best links dissapeared over the last year.

Next update will include more stuff that I've worked on over the last year. I've already finished many sections and I have other sections I haven't even started on yet so theres plenty of more stuff to add as soon as its done enough to post. The finished sections are just waiting for me to put them in the right format or add images or some other small detail.

Firday, February 11, 2005

Okay today all I fixed was a few more errors left over from the "I'll fucking host it" disaster. This should be the last update where I'll have to deal with it and everything should be fixed from now on. Next update will be a real update, I'm serious this time.

Monday, February 07, 2005

Okay, I've now reuturned from my "trip" for real and this is the first real update of 2005. If you are wondering why this is being posted now rather than in march like I said its because my trip back to the US went a whole hell of alot smoother than I would have ever expected considering who I work for. But I'll stop ranting about that because, unlike SOME PEOPLE I know that nobody really gives a damn about my personal life and they are here to read about Sega.

Long story short, I'm still pretty busy trying to get my life back on track after the chaos of the last year and I'm going to be lucky if I don't end up living out of my car here. Anyway after I take care of a few things I'll be back on track to updating the site like I used to again and I have lots of ideas for new sections of the site. Today will mostly be fixing the bugs left over from the "I'll fucking host it" disaster like the AIM/AOL Sega freaks which should be back up by the time you read this. I'm also going to update a few of the things that needed updating most urgently after being neglected for the last year like the "LUNATIC WEBMASTERS" page.

Expect more updates in the near Future.

DATE UNKNOWN

If you are reading this message here in red its because something HORRIBLE has happened to my former web host, "I'll fucking Host it!"

I don't have the details yet but its my understanding that their entire server simply dissapeared off the web sometime in mid December. I was informed sometime shortly after that with a series of vague complaints along the lines of "hey, dude, wut hppnd you site, man" which were somewhat less than helpful. With some research I found out that the owners of "I'll fucking host it" were some colledge students who were planning a huge new years eve party that somehow involved a prank on the dorms and an elephant from the local zoo. In case of a disaster they decided to leave their servers in the care of the former technicians from Sega's now dead "heat.net" online gaming service.

I haven't any idea what the result of all that was but my guess is that the elephant and the education the technicians got from "Sega's five minute school of server repair" played a part. Anyway, thanks in large part to luck and a series of bizzare events that killed the firewall that kept me from updating my site on this computer network, I've gotten a new web host and put the site back online. The following update was supposed to go online in Febuary when I got home but its here now because its all I've got. Expect any bugs or missing parts of the site to be fixed in March or sooner if luck happens to prevail a second time over the forces of evil that would love to see this site shut down.

Yes, I have finally returned from my long ass trip to the far side of the world. Hopefully I won't have to do that again for a few years. I did, however, make quite a bit of money. I plan to spend some of it to buy a SERIOUSLY bad ass desktop PC that will not only make the shitty laptop I have had to use over the last year look like something from the stone age but will also put all you loser console owners in your place once and for all. Anyway, on with the update...

FIRST OF ALL, you retards out there who said I only decided not to update the site for a year because I'm lazy are full of shit(as you always are). The reason I could check my email and even visit forums on the internet was becauce I had access to a public computer at work which I used for those things. I COULD NOT update the site from there for many reasons. One, that computer didn't have the files for my site on it to begin with. Two, I wasn't allowed to download or install anything on it. And three, Even if I did have the files and could have installed an FTP uploader, my web host, "I'll fucking host it" was banned on the network becauase of the word "fuck" in their name. So... NO, with the exception of the two week vacation where I was home, there was NO WAY I could have EVER updated the site during this last year. This is also the cue for those of you who claim I have "no life" outside of this site to shut the hell up as I rather obviously do.

SECOND, those of you who emailed me to complain about my comments on Europe also need to shut up. The only reason I pretend to hate Europe is because I get so much hate mail from Europe about how much I hate Europe. See the irony here? If you stop sending hate mail about how much I hate you then I won't hate you anymore! It really is that fucking simple!

THIRD, the Sega Sammy Merger. I find this quite interesting. I think everyone should take note of the fact that the new company, Sega & Sammy Holdings co., is 60% owned by Sammy. In addition most of the major executives, inculding the CEO, of Sega were replaced by people from the Sammy side. For those of you who haven't guessed, Sammy pretty much owns Sega. Is this good or bad? Well, Sega being taken down a notch seems good but if Sammy turns out to be even half as evil and stupid as Sega was then we may just be in for another ten or twenty years of misinformation, deception and poorly supported hardware with the Sega brand name stamped on it. At this point all we can do is wait and see.

On that note, there will be some serious changes here at my site from now on. Even though Sega will remain the focous of the site until they are completely dead, I have decided to start taking shots at other companies and people who ruin the gaming industry for the rest of us. To that end I have already posted articles about Nvidia and Casual Gamers on the about page. But to prove I haven't forgotten about Sega I finally posted that Sega Saturn article that I've been claiming I was going to make for years now.

I also made minor updates to the Beta-7, Blast processing, Email, links, FAQ, "Nik", Stupid Guestbook Entries, Awful Genesis Games, MAC, 32X and Lunatic Webmaster pages.

I have lots of other plans for the future but first my next update wll probably add some new hate mails and finish the Lunatic Webmaster page because our old buddy Paulos was into some pretty stupid shit while I was away(my guess would be his mom's pot stash) but that may be the last update for that section of the site. I don't feel in the mood for chasing any more awful sites down and it doesn't look like any more of the current ones are going to go insane. But then again, you never know...

P.S. Hey, "I'll fucking host it!" Hotmail has installed new asshat hotmail filters that seem to be blocking me from getting any mail from you. If you emailed me and never got a reply its because of that.

P.P.S. Yes, I'm aware that most of the "AIM/AOL Sega freaks stuff is down. Thats because, along with a few other items, I didn't bring copies of those files with me. Expect me to fix those in march when I do everything else. I can't do anything about it now because due to updating domain information, getting a new web host and other insanity that will occour when certain forces try to prevent me from uploading these files, I don't even know if or when this update will go online.

And before it even gets started, those of you thinking about reporting me to my new web host don't even bother. I've already told them about the content of my site and they said that unless the FBI shows up at their offices or they get a court injunction nothing is going to happen. In case you don't beleive me feel free to check for yourself and take note of the fact that these same people also host the website "Something Awful" which has offended more people than I have ever met.

2004

Thursday, June 17, 2004

Yes I'm aware that it has been about 6 months since I last updated. I'm also aware that I said it would be over a year before I updated again. I was wrong, sue me.

I'm also aware that everyone in europe hates me so you can all stop emailing me to tell me about it. I don't care, I hate you too jackasses.
If you live in europe CLICK HERE.

Anyway just so you all know it will most likely be another 6 months before the next update again. However to make up for my absence I think I have the biggest update to my site ever for you today. Normally I would write you a big paragraph full of jokes at the expense of the French to tell you about all of my updates but there are so many this time I figure this list should be easier:

1. I updated the about page to make it, and the new articles listed under it, more organized and readable.

2. I updated the FAQ with some of the new retarded questions/comments Sega's fans have made to me over these last 6 months.

3. I updated the freaks page to make it more organized and better feature the more entertaining pages.

4. I updated the links section because one link didn't work(site moved).

5. The AIM/AOL chat logs now has its own section.

6. I added more information to the Beta-7 section inculding the truth about how Sega was behind the hoax the whole time.

7. I updated the Lunatic WEbmasters section with the new link to "Sega universe"(soon to be renamed simply "universe"). You might wonder why I didn't add any more ranting about these three awful sites. Well mostly because everything I said previously about why their sites are awful is still true.

8. I added three new Awful sites to the Awful Sega websites page. I also went through and found all the sites that no longer exist and moved them to the bottom of the page.

9. There is now a new section on the freaks page for my hate mail. I have already added two new email debates that occoured over the last 6 months.

10. There is now three new sections on the about page detailing Sega's deception and evil.

Lastly there have been alot of other small changes on the page but unless you are one of the people these changes apply to you probably won't notice.

2003

11-30-03 2130

Okay people, this is it.

I've told a few of you out there in internet land but for most of you this may be news. I AM GOING TO DISSAPEAR. NOW. For about a year and a half. Some where around the area of 545 days. If I could only tell you where I was going so many of you would be stunned and look like such idiots after the things you have said to me in the emails I've been getting the last few days. But I always promised myself I wouldn't inculde my personal life with this site and I still intend to stick to that.

I will still be checking my email sometimes while I'm gone but I'll be too busy to deal with any of you losers or any of the junk mail I usually get. So as such I have set up a special filter to keep anyone I don't know from emailing me. If you can figure out the secret to getting an email into my inbox then my hat will be off to you. I still won't respond but I'll be impressed. Maybe I'll send you a picture of my hat or something.

P.S. As a note to my web host and domain provider, it should be set up to continue to bill my credit card to keep this site up. If its not then consider this my request to continue to bill me and keep the site up.

11-25-03

For the second time, I hate those games based on spamming chat rooms. Why would anyone want to play a game based on such a stupid concept?

11-24-03

You know, when I get emails from people who like Sega I always wonder if these people have actually ever met another living human being. Its as if they have no social skills at all. For example they LOVE to assume that I'm exactly the way they picture me in their mind as they write their email to me but they make up these images of who I am without even reading my site. I think most of them click on the email link at the bottom of this page as soon as they get here and never look at anything else.

I can only assume that in real life if these people ever saw a real human being they would simply walk up to them and start telling them exactly why that person is a total jerk before they even told them their name. These people think they can read minds but they can't.

I guess its because most Sega fans are from europe and we all know how stuck up people from that place are. I hope someone eventually runs for president who wants to launch all of our bombs at europe. He would have my vote instantly. I never get hate mail from Iraq! They might be nice guys for all I know.

On a completely unrealted topic, I added a section to the enter page under the little image that says "I hate MAC" because Terence Klugman said I should. Terence Klugman also reads that magazine "MAC Addict" so what does he know?

11-17-03

I'm planning to eventually have detailed pages on all of Sega's past failed hardware ideas. Today I decided to start with the 32X and Sega CD.

11-16-03

Sorry it has been almost a month since the last update but I'm a busy guy, you know. Unlike SOME PEOPLE*cough*Paulos*cough* who set deadlines and don't make them I'm smart enough to have never promised regular updates.

By the way, those of you who have emailed me about Sega's recent "report"*cough*propaganda*cough* of profits I decided to write a responce to you.

10-28-03

I FINALLY got a new mouse. The one I had was the worst mouse I have ever owned and thats saying alot since I usually buy a new one every month or so.

Let me tell you something, NEVER EVER buy an optical wireless mouse! Some friend of mine suggested I buy that thing but I've hated it ever since I first hooked it up. Sure, it sounded like a good idea in concept but its not. First off since its wireless that means it has to transmit signals to a little box in order to work, neither the mouse itself or the receiver box can be anywhere near anything else eletric or else it will screw up the signal. Thats a serious problem since your computer runs on eletricity! I had to set the receiver on the edge of my desk and stack boxes up under the desk to set the mouse on just so it would barely work about 95% of the time. The other 5% of the time it would do spastically odd things and cause the cursor to fly all over the screen(a serious problem when your playing a game as you can imagine). It also used batteries because it didn't plug into anything. As soon as the batteries got even a tiny bit low the thing would go haywire on me so I had to put in brand new batteries every other day. WORST MOUSE EVER!

Anyway I updated the links section.

10-27-03

I just read an old but interesting Article. It says:

"Last year, Sega jettisoned the Dreamcast to focus on being a console software publisher. Chief Operating Officer Tetsu Kayama said that the company would try to boost profits by reducing the number of games under development and reducing the amount of money spent on promotion."

In other words, last year Sega came up with the brilliant plan of developing fewer games and not advertising for them at all. This probably explains why their stock is down this year.

Speaking of the stock: QUIT EMAILING ME ABOUT IT! Seriously people, the reason I brought that up is because some nerds tried to tell me a few years ago(and more recently) that Sega was going to make some kind of a come back as a third party developer. My point with the stock qoute was to point out that it ain't happened yet. If you read further into it than that then you are just plain wrong.

I'm still a bit confused about this but this guy is clearly not a Dreamcast "fan" at all.

10-22-03(Second update)

Okay, it hasn't even been one day and I have already been assaulted by tons of idiots who didn't seem to understand my point with yesterdays stock quote, so lets clear this up right now.

This is a chart of Sega stock preformance over the last five years.

Take a look at the circled part of that chart. As you can see THIS YEAR SEGA'S STOCK IS AT THE LOWEST IT HAS BEEN IN 5 YEARS. And thats the point people. I'm not just talking about one day here and its not just because the economy is bad. The economy was bad last year but their stock wasn't this low then.

I intended this to be a message to all you Sega Freaks out there who tell me that Sega is going to make a come back as a third party developer. The messages is clear here people: IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN.

Now, that we have hopefully cleared up that mess I have also updated the FAQ and maybe one of these days I'll get around to something else if all these idiots will stop trying to yell at me abot stock quotes!

10-22-03

Looks like Sega's stock wasn't doing so well yesterday:

Hmmm, I wonder why that is when so many people are telling me about what a great company they are?

In other news that lamer Paulos got kicked out of Dragon Raja by some guys he pissed off. They PKed him until he gave up and deleted his account. Its about time if you ask me, now we won't have to listen to him boast about his stupid character anymore.

10-20-03

I have added 2 more games to the Awful Genesis Games page.

Anyone who knows what Shenmue is should watch this.

10-19-03

Just a quick note:

Some of you may have noticed that the link to "The People vs. Paulos" is not currently working. This is NOT because the site is gone. Its just down for the moment. Apparently the web host of that site is having some sort of service outage because someone turned their servers off and ran blindfolded into hell afterwards(this person had a degree form Sega's five minute school of server repair). While I have not spoken with the owner of the site to get the details, I'm pretty sure this site will be back in a few days.

For now, don't worry, my site has way more information on just what an idiot Paulos is anyway.

10-18-03

Guess what? I have yet another section making fun of Paulos! I have, like, four sections devoted just to him now or something. Well this new section isn't so much about him as it is some of the really awful games on his site.

So what are you still reading this for? Head on over to the all new Awful Genesis Games section right now!

10-15-03

I'm kinda in a hurry to leave for somewhere right now but heres the short version:

JUST YESTERDAY I posted some new news about Paulos. The guy must check my site like twice a day or something because just a few hours later he was screaming at all his "friends" and claiming he would never speak to them again because I posted a chat log on my site of him talking to one of them. Apparently he won't talk to anyone whos ever talked to me. He even refuses to talk to people I've never met. WHAT A LUNATIC.

His former friends decided they didn't mind anymore if I had a look a a few conversations from the past.

10-14-03

That boob Paulos added music(and other awful shit) to his website so, you guessed it, the Lunatic Webmasters page just got longer. I have also added two more entrys to the awful sega websites page. For those of you who are new here you can find all that entertainment and more on the freaks page.

10-12-03

AH HA! I'M BACK!

AGAIN

Anyway, I've finally finished the Beta-7 page which is all about the Beta-7 hoax that I would hope you all heard about by now. If you didn't hear about it then don't worry, my page tells all(unlike a page made by our good buddy paulos which would tell random useless information). I've also posted an IM log of a short conversation I had with some kind of Diablo Lunatic!

9-25-03

No, I'm not actually updating today. I've just noticed that its been a long time since my last update and unlike SOME PEOPLE(I'm looking at you Cmikeska) I try not to let people think I've had a heart attack and died at my keyboard. I am working on the next update to the site but its a big update so its going to be a few more days. Luckly(or unluckily), I've had more free time lately so I should have more time to work on the site now.

9-14-03

I AM BACK! Aren't you glad? Yeah, I didn't think so. I know our good buddy Paulos' isn't.

Anyway, I've added a few new remarks on the Lunatic Webmasters page. Also the Beta-7 website seems to have come to an end. Beta-7 himself appears to be dead or missing and pictures of his apartment ransacked were posted on his site. The forums have also been shut down and I'm guessing the site itself will go down soon. I'm pretty convinced this was either an ad for ESPN football by Sega or some kind of bizzare hoax designed to hurt Sega. Either way I'll probably add a section on my site about Beta-7 and maybe even post one of the movies(which I already downloaded long ago) if I think my bandwidth can handle it. And if you have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about, don't worry, I'll explain later.

9-11-03

Okay, Nothing added this update. Just took down one thing that was no longer nessary.

I won't be around this weekend(gone friday though sunday) so there may not be any more updates until the middle of next week. That also means I won't be checking email after tommrow.

9-09-03

The Dreamcast was released four years ago today. May it be forever remembered as the worst idea since the Saturn! Not to mention the SMS, Game Gear, 32X, Sega CD, etc, etc, etc...

Today I have a huge new round of Paulos Bashing! It turns out the guy is such a lunatic that even though he plays an ass load of violent games and even posts pictures of him killing people in online games all over his website hes been telling people he doesn't like violent games! He even called people who play viloent games "sinful" and doesn't seem to realise what hes talking about at all. His logic must be that its okay to play games where people get killed constantly just so long as they aren't killed with guns. We call that "Paulos logic" or total bull shit.

In honor of Paulos' EXTREMELY HYPOCRITICAL view on games we decided to hold a series of group chat events which you can find on the Freaks page. Or for those of you who don't want to read something unspeakably long like that you can check out Part II of "Fake Paul" which was sent in by one of the regular visitors to this site.

9-06-03

I've put up a new FAQ. The old one is still around but I decided it was time for a new one since I've gotten so many complaints lately about the format of the old one. I always liked the old FAQ but unlike SOME PEOPLE I'm always trying to improve my website rather than brag about killing random people in some game nobody ever plays.

9-02-03

More news on two of the lunatic webmasters! Sega Universe put up an awful webcomic and Paulos actually found someone who doesn't want him dead(for now).

I also found out why David from Davids Clazzic Games doesn't know the games hes selling suck(check that out on the Awful Sites page)! Plus theres a new AIM log from some guy who plays a game about spamming people in AIM chats! WOW!

8-24-03

I have finally found enough LUNATIC WEBMASTERS that I had to give these idiots their own page.

That means more ranting on Game Amazon as well as other awful websites which are run by awful big idiots.

8-14-03

Oh no! Its the guy who posted in the guest book a long time ago!

I have no idea what this jokefrog place is because some random guy on the internet Emailed me that. I have all kinds of lunatics emailing me all kinds of odd stuff these days. I added a IM log of Cmikeska that was emailed to me by the guy who stole my PS2.

And of course theres yet more ranting about gameamazon.com.

8-1-03

Those crazy guys over at Sega Universe are at it again! Today they reminded me to update my rant about their awful site.

I have also added a new chat log about some odd Korean game that something awful always makes fun of.

07-31-03

Added more ranting to Game Amazon. Man I hate that website. Also fixed a few things on the about page. I might end up doing more with that page in the future.

07-30-03

FIVE new Awful Sega Websites.

07-28-03

I added more ranting to Gameamazon.com's entry in the awful website page and it ended up being so long I had to give it its own page.

07-26-03

REAL UPDATE DAY IS COMING!

Until then enjoy todays half assed update which includes a new awful website about stalkers and two new AIM chat logs.

07-22-03

Okay, we very nearly have a real update today. Not quite. I added YET MORE RANTING about Game Amazon after viewing another website which was bitching about it. I also added 2 more awful Sega websites as well. One which was featured on Something Awful and another which I meant to add a long time ago but forgot until recently when the websites owner was kind enough to remind me.

I still don't have time for a real update thanks to the problems mentioned last time. As I suspected my evil arch nemesis who lives in the yard behind me did indeed throw his dog over the fence like I suspected he might try. Not only that but I figured out what all that banging on the side of his house was! IT WAS A CATAPULT! He used it to launch his dog over the fence in the middle of the night and as I suspected this dog was so useless that it just tried to run away. BUT NOT IN THE DIRECTION I WANTED IT TO! It was so disoriented from being launched 2000 feet in the air and landing in my olympic size swimming pool that when it got out of the pool it ran the wrong way! It ended up running towards the FRONT FENCE and not the back fence which was protected by row after row of deadly spikes.

Not too long ago there was quite a wind storm here and it damaged the front fence. Part of the fence was nearly falling down and other parts were torn apart . Being the master craftsman that I am I had no trouble putting it all back togeather but with all the other sutff going on around here I didn't have time to make sure it would withstand any more damage. Of course this dog is blind and can't see where it is going or else it wouldn't be running the wrong way. So the dog is running at top speed and ends up ramming head first into my fence which promptly falls over and lands on the dog! The dog was killed of course by all the rusty nails that the fence was made with but the enemy attempted to drive it to the vet anyway. After they left I made sure some gasoline "accidently" got poured on their new catapult and burst into flames. They may not have a dog anymore but they might launch the cat if I didn't take care of that. Not that a cat is any real threat but the last time a cat took a shit in my yard it turned out to be radioactive or something and killed off a huge patch of my grass that to this day has not grown back. Now you can guess why I hate cats so much.*

*that was an even bigger pack of lies than the last crazy story.

07-17-03

I added a page about emailing me at the bottom of the main page here and there are 2 new IM chat logs on the freaks page.

I'm planning a real update soon so don't worry. The reason I haven't been updating is actually quite complicated. Don't get confused or anything, this is not a real update. This is an excuse as to why I can't update today. See I've been very worried about the people living in the house out behind where I live. The only thing that spearates our back yards is a very flimsy fence and if someone were to drive a car or large lawn mower into it then it would likely fail to continue its important work of keeping the two yards seprate. Therefore its very important for me to monitor what happens on the other side of that fence to ensure its well being.

I've been seeing some very odd things lately. A few months ago I detailed here an unusual event which took place near the fence where the people who live in that creepy house were training their dog to bark in the general direction of my home. Ever since I've been fairly convinced that they are up to something much more sinister than even what Paul Scamuffo has planned for those guys who "hacked" his guest book by posting 500 or so messages in it.

As I was watching the yard of my new enemies the other day I noticed it was very dark in their house and then the lights very suddenly came on. Both people who live there are EXTREMELY fat to its not hard to see where they are in their house when the lights are on. However this time all I could see was ther dog which was near the back door and their cat which looked like it was ready to pounce on the dog from its perch on the table(cats are evil). Its was odd that I couldn't see what was going on inside their house as these people have no cluse what blinds are for and almost every room in their house is visible from the outside. I decided to sneak closer to the fence and peek through a crack in it and hope I could see something from there.

I creeped up to the fence and I'm sure it was too dark outside for anyone to have seen me approach the fence and once at the fence nobody could have possibly known I was standing behind it. As soon as I reached the fence and choose a nice large crack to peer through the fat man and the dog came out in the backyard. I'm sure neither he or the dog heard me or saw me there. If the dog knew I was there it didn't react and the man clearly didn't know. As they came outside the man said to the dog something along the lines of "lets get em" or "go get em" or something like one of those. He and the dog then began to pace around the yard many many times for a few minutes. Its not a large yard and if anyone or anything had been out there he would have been able to see it right away but they walked circles in the yard for quite some time as if they were searching for something they expected to be there. It was almost as if they were on a patrol of the yard or something. As they walked they often passed outside where I could see them through the crack in the fence and I didn't want to move or else they might hear me there. As they walked the man was telling the dog to do something in a forceful voice as if he was giving it orders but I didn't see the dog do anything different based on whatever it was he was telling it to do.

After awhile of wandering around their small ass yard for no apparent reason the dog got bored and went back to the door as if it was ready to go back inside. At this point he man went around the side of the house which was out of my view and there was alot of banging going on over there for awhile. If it had been just a few bangs it could have been possible that he passed through his gate into his front yard but the banging went on for a long time as if he was hitting something or moving boxes around or something else odd. Finally he came back into view and he and the dog went inside. Soon after all the lights in the house went out again and did not come back on for the rest of the night.

I have no idea how to explain the banging but I beleive that he has started to "patrol" his back yard because he suspects that I'm planning to attack it in some way. If I was him and I suspected that someone was going to attack me I would not only prepare a defence but also try and attack them first to catch them off guard and prevent their attack before it begins. If this is what he has planned then I would need to prepare a defence for my yard so that when he invades it he will find I am more than ready for his fool hardy attack! As such I have been sharpening poles and planting them in the ground behind the fence. If he attacks in the night then it will be too dark in my yard and he will land on my wall of spikes and die! If he attacks during the daytime the worst case senario is that he will throw his dog beyond the wall of death and that useless coward of a dog will run in fear and end up killing itself on the spikes anyway trying to get back over the fence. Its the perferct plan!

So thats what I've been busy doing and why I can't update today.*

*That was all a lie

07-12-03

I added a new page to the awful sites page.

I know its not a real update so take this funny screen shot to make up for it until I can add an actual update.

07-10-03

Somebody put up a page about what a jerk I am.

I added a new AIM log too. I guess a real update where I actually get something done will have to wait for tommrow.

07-09-03

THE PAGE IS NOW !00% BACK ONLINE!

In addition I have one of the biggest updates in some time for you today as well. Three new AIM chat logs and EIGHT new awful dreamcast websites.

I also have plans for 3 new sections of the site in the next few days.

07-06-03

The website is about 50% back up. Why not read about dave getting drunk while you wait for the rest of the site?

07-04-03

The site is back online at its new domain of segasucks.net. Within time all the old sections will be reborn with a new look but even more of the old attitude. Update your bookmarks and keep an eye on the site as I won't add it to the news every time I put up one of the old sections.

IMPORTANT!

Many of the links in the updates below here DO NOT WORK! DO NOT EXPECT THEM TO! They are linked to pages that no longer exist from the old website!

06-27-03

Mr.CMikeska is still mad at me so I mocked his website some more. I aslo ended my debate with that top 50 games jerk.

06-25-03

Lots of changes this time. The debate with one of the fools who I mentioned last update has gone on so long that I have had to give the arguement its own page. I have also added 2 more picture to the Sega freaks in action page. Theres also a new link on the links page. Best of all I've got plenty of materal left for next update too including more awful websites, yet more ranting about that jerk Cmikeska and a whole new section devoted to my new favorite website.

06-23-03

Not just one but 2 of the new Awful Sega sites that I added yesterday have Emailed me and I have updated the rants about their awful so-called web sites.

06-22-03

I updated that Awful Sega Sites Page and I was going to update some other stuff but I spent so much time bitching about Game Amazon that I just said "Aw, Fuck it."

06-18-03

I updated the Stupid Guest Book Entries Page.

Heres a funny feature on Something Awful that makes fun of Sega games... and some other stuff too. Whatever. Shut up.

06-16-03

In honor of European jerks everywhere I have updated the links page with a link I'm sure they will find interesting. Why are there so many tree-lined boulevards in France? Germans like to march in the shade.

While I was adding that to the links page I decided to add a few Anti-Sega links as well.

06-13-03

Three new posts on the stupid guest book entries page. All of them by the same guy in fact.

06-12-03

Today I caught my neighbor doing something terribly odd. I was looking out my window at the back yard and I see him come out of his house real slow like hes trying not to attract any attention. His dog sticks his head out the door like he doesn't want to go outside and my neighbor starts doing this odd gesture and saying something to the dog. He keeps doing it until eventually the dog barks twice and then the dog dissapears back inside. My neighbor ran back inside real fast after the dog and closed the door behind him and then the blinds too. I'm not sure but I think my neighbor is actually encourageing his dog to bark at my house! I swear he did but nobody beleives me! I feel like I'm trapped in one of those movies where everyone else is acting differently but when I confront someone about it they just act like I've gone crazy.

So today in honor of stupid neighbors and stupid sega freaks I have added a section onto the end of the Top 5 page. Oh and a new stupid guest book entry but that shouldn't come as any suprise.

06-11-03

All the new traffic recently has been coming from some awful message board on some stupid forign site. As I learned from the last time this happened, wherever forign people go stupid guest book entires follow. For that reason I have put up a Stupid Guest Book Entires Page.

06-10-03

TEN new sites on the Awful Sega Websites Page and I updated some old entries as well.

Someone Emailed me recently to yell at me for calling his site awful but he didn't say which site he was from. I've called so many sites awful how did he expect me to know which one he was from?

HUH? I just tried to view my site and I've "exceeded my data transfer rate" which I'm not sure if its a good thing or a bad thing. People can't view my site when this happens but it only happens when a whole shit load of people are tyring to view the site at once anyway. I must be getting alot of visitors today.

06-06-03

One new link and three new Awful Sega Websites.

06-05-03

Two updates in one day? YES! One Mr.CMikeska has updated his page for me once again. Check the new developments in this case over at the Awful Sega Sites page. The last time I had such an easy time tricking people into changeing their site for me was that stupid anti-playstation website I harrassed for months.

06-05-03

Five new AIM/AOL conversation logs on the freaks page.

CMikeska@aol.com put his awful website back up and I made fun of it some more on the awful sites page.

06-04-03

I've added another awful Sega Site to the Awful sites page.

With so many awful sites out there make sure to visit a good one.

06-03-03

Three new pages on the Awful Dreamcast sites page.

06-02-03

I wasn't really sure about using Geocities features(Its not like I use Geocities because I like it you know) but it seems that Geocities guest book not only offer the features I need to filter out the dumbasses but are also free of the downsides I was worried about. So in other word the guest book is now back.

06-01-03

I've been trying to revive the guest book or message board because the site needs something like that but its hard to find a service that Sega freaks can't abuse. For now I decided to bring back the Poll page to have something up on the site until I can get back one of the other features. Freevote.com is run by the same idiot that made livejournal.com(and we all know how much I hate that damn site) but the guy doesn't exactly run it... It hasn't really been updated since... well... a very long time ago. The last time I remember seeing any activity out of the place was when I added a bunch of offensive options to some Sega poll and then got it banned.

05-30-03

I had forgotten how much I hate the heat. Over this last winter I think I spent more time in the cold than I have the entire rest of my life up to this point. I cannot count the number of times I thought about how great it would be when summer came around again. And yet when I got up yesterday and realised that it was going to be 90 all day long I refused to spend any time outdoors. I hate heat and now I remember why. I wish it was cold again.

One good thing about heat is that it kills off people I don't like. Thats why If the heat doesn't kill the elderly, I will.

05-29-03

In the process of hunting down CMikeska@aol.com I found a site much more awful.

05-28-03

I'm an asshole and I'll shoot you.

Atleast thats what quizzilla.com tells me anyway. What the fuck was I doing there? Well since I don't have a guestbook anymore the only way I know if anyone visits this site is to check my site statistics and see how many people view the website every day and where they are getting linked here from.

Today I checked the stats and I seem to be getting alot of traffic from various livejournal.com websites. If you have never been to livejournal then just imagine a bizzare forum full of goths posting pictures of various perverted things and talking about sex and counting down until they graduate from high school. Its pretty sad. Anyway I tried to find my link in the pages I was getting linked from but these parts of the site I was getting linked from have about a dozen different people posting 3 or 4 times a day and there was no way in hell I was going to read all that ranting about random crap.

There were enough links to this quiz zilla site that I finally gave up and just went there on the off chance that it might actually be a good website. It wasn't. One quiz about "how would you kill someone" told me that I would shoot them. I could have told you that myself. I tried anwsering the questions differently and thin it told me I would stab them. It seems like the anwser you get depends totally on whatever your awnser to the first question was.

Apparently quiz zilla is full of the same perverts from live journal.

By the way. The website I made fun of in my last update is now down. Even though the guy claims he has a life and thats why he doesn't update his website everyday he apparently does check his guestbook everyday and took his page down the second he saw my commentary on it. He replaced his website with a page showing incomplete quotes from my page, all the cuss words he could think of, the word "hurr" used multiple times and a link to an offensive page he stole from me anyhow. I've taken down the link to it because its obviously written by someone who gets his page insulted enough already.

05-26-03

I added a new website to the Awful Sega sites page. Its very Awful.

Heres something interesting you might want to read.

05-18-03

It looks like Sega still sucks reguardless of what some people might say.

Here are the top 10 video game titles so far for 2003. The good news is that there is not a single Sega or DC related game on the list. The bad news is that the #1 game so far is a Zelda game and I hate Zelda because some morons are always trying to tell me about the game like they think I give a damn about some stupid adventure game where some damn idiot rescues the same stupid person from the same stupid evil over and over. Since you Sega freaks like Capcom so much I guess I have to mention that theres a Capcom game on the list. Its for PS2 however so I know that will just piss you off. I'm glad I mentioned it.

I searched the same sites archives as far back as they go. I wanted to look back at 1999 and show you all how poorly the DC sold even when it was new but this site only goes back to 2001. The top 20 games of 2001 doesn't have a single Sega game on it either.

It looks like Sega still sucks according to the facts.

05-13-03

The guestbook issue has been takn care of. I saved all the posts from it so those of you who have posted meaningful intelligent comments in the guest book over the years should expect to see your posts on the website again someday. Its too bad that there are so many idiots out there who can't see Sega for what it really is. But thats why this site is here isn't it?

I found out where all those little kids were getting linked here from. I added that to my new section on the freaks page. I also updated the links page. I had to take down the link to Shadowbane because that game sucks.

05-08-03

Apparently I'm getting alot of free advertisement thanks to someone posting links to my site in newsgroups or forums somewhere. Thats fine by me since it saves me the trouble of getting visitors myself. The problem with this sort of free advertisement is that the kind of people it attracts are the kind who don't actually read a single word on my site and head straight for my guest book... and then proceed the spend the next week of their lives there.

Listen people, I put up this site. You call me a loser for putting it up but which one of us is the one who visits my site every day? Thats right. YOU. I put this page up years and years ago and I'm lucky if I actually check it once a month now. You on the other hand are the one who visits every day and posts in the guest book. So, whos the bigger loser? The guy who made a shitty site or the fools who don't even read it but post in its guest book every day?

Anyway this influx of new people who have no idea what they are talking about pretty much demands I update. So here it is. An update. I took the image off the index page because WAY too many people have been in here calling me a PS2 fan which simply isn't true because I don't even own a PS2 anymore. I only play PC games these days.

I also "fixed" the guest book since its obvious my guestbook warning page wasn't enough. If this newsgroup or forum or whatever it is wanted to be really evil they might start giving out links directly to my guestbook so I'm going to fix that soon too. Next update.

2002

12-29-02

Yeah I know that I've been gone for 2 months. No, I'm not going to say where I was.

Heres a funny article on something awful that makes fun of Dance Dance Revolution:

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=368

Apparently its been there awhile but I just now noticed it.

Sega Sucks.

10-21-02

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN! TIME TO MAKE FUN OF A 100% DREAMCAST MADE WEBSITE!

http://sonicr2.cjb.net/

His graphics are slightly better than the last guy but he has an EXTREMELY LOUD MIDI PLAYING ON EVERY PAGE! I used to do that until I realised that PEOPLE HATE THAT! He does atleast use a different MIDI on each page so you don't end up listening to the same awful music over and over. Too bad he didn't provide a way to TURN THE MUSIC OFF. His backgrounds are also awful(I'm not sure if the word "DREAMCAST!" repeated over and over really counts as a background at all). Also he has the most random content I've ever seen. Besides his boring Sega related content there is also a Ghost Busters page, a Sailor moon page and a page called "scary shit" which features pictures of smurfs and some old people who painted themselves bule and took a picture of it. I didn't really bother to go through all of his content but his "SEGA" page is just links to various other shitty sites(most of which I've already seen) and he has about a million different links to IRC chats which range from being about Sega to having absoultely nothing to do with Sega at all.

All that aside, the funniest part of his site is his "extreme tracking!" service pasted at the bottom of every page. Its actually rather interesting(because it makes his page look so bad). What I found so interesting about it is that most people who find his page through a search engine do so by searching for the word "shit".

If they wanted shit then they got it when they found this awful site.

WHAT THE HELL

10-16-02

I replaced many of the important images on my site today after I saw them on a REALLY REALLY SHITTY website that some random fool made on his DC. I didn't want my site to look anything like his. He advertises all over his page that he made the page with his DC and its obvious from the terrible design. If you really want to make your eyes explode and spray goo all over your monitor then you can find his site here.

The really funny part about his website is that its all about how to surf the net and make web pages on your DC. The funny part is that his site is proof that you can't make a website on your DC! His "DC web tools" page is nothing but links to ONLINE WEBSITE BUILDERS like Geo Builder(which I have said before sucks ass). The DC itself has nothing to do with the site if your using a tool thats on the internet and available to everyone! The DC itself serves no purpose but to hinder you if you beleive what this guy says.

10-14-02

My efforts to harrass Sega fans into visiting my site finally worked yesterday. I have updated the FAQ once again based on some of the new comments in my guest book.

10-10-02

Quite a few changes this time. I did some work on the FAQ(nothing new added, just old shit removed and updated). Added a few links to older parts of my page at the bottom of this screen under the guest book. The main change is a new section on the Freaks page! Check that out here.

Recently I have been trying to get the traffic to this page up by signing alot of guest books on Sega fan sites. Most of those sites are just as dead as mine. Its good to know that people are just as uninterested in Sega fan sites are they are in Anti-Sega sites.

9-27-02

BAH! I just hunted down some guy named Nick "Kruel" Herres who apparently is some guy who makes levels for various PC games like Decent and Unreal. I was looking at an Unreal Tournament mod website and they mentioned he made a map for them and they also mentioned that he was the guy who ported UT to the DC! What a moron! Anyone who knew as much about games as he did should have realised DC was a waste of time. I went to his website with the idea in mind of yelling at him on a message board or guest book or whatever the fuck he had. Well his page sure LOOKS nice but has very little on it. The only way to contact him would be by Email and I'm too lazy for that.

Anyway I did look at his "portfolio" page and its was mostly just a bunch of levels for Decent 2. Now Decent 2 wasn't a bad game but it wasn't exactly great either. The only person I know who still plays that is this bum named Luke who has to be the dumbest person I've ever met. Hes also the dumbest person anyone whos ever met him has met. He dumber than that guy on "That 70s Show" named Kelso or whatever. Getting back on topic the this guy who made all the Decent maps mentions his work on the Dreamcast in his gay "portfolio". Heres what the part about the DC said:

In 2000 I worked for Infogrames on porting Unreal Tournament maps to the Dreamcast. Maps had to be modified to be 1.5mb or less in order to fit in the memory of the DC.

He goes on to list off the maps he "converted". You will notice the part where he says the maps had to be "modified" to fit in the DC's memory. The truth is that he had to remove features from the maps to make them small enough for the DC to handle. He claims "I can show how good they still look after being stripped down" but anyone whos ever plays those maps as much as I have can tell there is something wrong with the screen shots he posted. They don't look near as good as they do on my PC.

Just another example of how only stupid people bother with the Dreamcast and how the Dreamcast can NEVER match up to a PC. Oh and if you really want to see this guys site: http://www.visualarray.com/portfolio.html

9-21-02

I hate to update again so soon. I don't want to give anyone the impression that I'm going to be doing this alot but this is just a good place to rant and make fun of stupid people.

I think that I announced here awhile back that "The Anti-PSX Website" was dead or that they had announced they were dead or something stupid like that. I turns out that just one guy didn't feel like updating anymore so he posted a message saying the site was dead.

Well since then one of the other guys who worked on the site came back to the webpage and insulted the other guy then said the PS2 is a great system and that he was an idiot for not getting one sooner! HA! I would go and harrass them all on their site but their message board link STILL GOES NOWHERE and their guest book seems to have been deleted. Make sure to go and see this awful site.

9-20-02

Alright I fixed the updates page. Hopefully it works now. There was some bug that made it just load a blank page when you clicked that link. I also arranged it better so it looks better and doesn't have text all over the place. It better work after all that trouble. I blame the bug on the old text that was in that page back when I first started out and was making all my work with Geo Builder! GEO CITIES SUCKS!

Now I'm going to go fix the "Top 5" page. It looks awful. When the fuck did I write that stuff? I made a bunch of errors there.

9-17-02

I don't update very often these days. Its just hard to keep coming up with ways to make fun of a company that doesn't do anything anymore.

I did see a funny Dilbert cartoon the other day that reminded me of Sega. It went something like this:

Dilbert: I completed the feasibility analysis.

Dilbert: It will take us two years to make a product that will be obsolete one year from now.

Stupid Boss Guy: Okay. Lets get started.

Dilbert: Um...no. The point is that project can't succeed.

Stupid Boss Guy: We want people to think that we're developing this sort of project so that we will appear credible in the market.

Dilbert: So Our plan is to do stupid things until we appear credible?

Stupid Boss Guy: Exactly!

Dilbert: GAAAAAAA! MY LIFE IS A COMPLETE WASTE!

I can only imagine that these are the sorts of stupid conversations going on at Sega every day. Their plan since the moment they launched their very first system seems to be "Doing stupid things" until they looked as uncredible as possible. Is "uncredible" even a word? If its not then it should be invented just so we can use it to describe Sega.

I also added a funny chat log from when I was harrassing some guy who likes Dreamcast by pretending to be this guy named Gary Krakow and telling him a gave the Dreamcast a bad review. Check it out over on the "freaks" page. And for those of you who don't know (which I hope is everyone reading this) Gary Krakow is some fat old goon who reviews games for News Weak. I hate that magazine.

2-2-02

That guy who stole my name from that PSO website apparently updated his website just today or something and phased out his guestbook which I was using to harrass him about stealing my name. He didn't delete the guestbook so you can still post there and MAYBE he will see it and get mad at you like he did to me but I kind of doubt it. He has forums but they suck since they are not Ezboard forums. In fact his forums aren't even a popular crappy forum like YaBB or something. Its from some company I've never even heard of. Maybe some of you recall my old forums that I lost because I used some no name company who went out of bussiness a few months after they started? I'll bet this name theif will have the same trouble. I don't know if hes still using my name because the link to his "contact" page doesn't work and I just get some evil anglefire web hosting message about "If someone puts up a link and the URL doesn't work is he gay?" thing. I think in the case of anyone dumb enough to play Dreamcast the anwser has to be yes but I get the impression that I really don't want to know.

In other unspeakably stupid news, a site I have been on a long crusade aginst for many many months now has finally shut down due to the fact that I was the only person who knew of its existance. ASPN - The Anti-Playstation AND Xbox Network is no more! There really is a god! Now that their site is dead maybe I'll send them in as an awful link of the day on www.somethingawful.com

No, I did not update anything but since this is probably the first time I've updated twice in one week in the last year you should be glad I don't come over to your house and run your cat over with my car.

1-25-02

Yeah its been awhile since I updated but what did you expect? People don't even care about actual Sega news much less a site that tells them all the money they spent on Sega products was the dumbest thing they ever did and they should be set on fire for it.

Anyway some guy Emailed me recently and started asking me all these odd questions about some kind of custom made PSO weapons he claimed he got of my website. This has happened before. People see the word "Sega" in my name and assume I'm some kind of hard core Sega Fan who's somehow beaten every Sega game ever made and could tell them anything from how to win at Crazy Taxi to what kind of food the CEO of Sega eats(just so you know he doesn't actually eat at all anymore! He secretly committed suicide after the DC failed and he brought shame to his family by working for such a poor company in the first place. Sega covered it up because they didn't want to look even stupider than they already do.) so I wasn't too suprised by this incident until I got the guy to tell me what webpage he had gotten my Email off of.

Anyway as it turns out some Sega Freak who runs a PSO webpage has stolen my name! What makes no since at all is why in the hell he would even want it! The name "Sega Slayer" hints that you have some reason for wanting Sega to be killed. Since this guy spends so much time playing that half asses MMORPG PSO game he must actually like Sega! Whats wrong with him?

Anyway for those of you who have to common since to realise that Sega is the worst gaming company ever you can find his crazy webpage at http://www.psohomemade.cjb.net/ and you can leave him some messages about what an ass he is to steal my name in his guest book here.

For those of you who actually like Sega for some unbeleiveable reason you can leave crazy messages in my guestbook like this last guy did. check out the wonderful message he left for me:SEGA ROCKS U FHOK'N IDIOT. Isn't he great!?! He has such a way with words!

I updated the links page just so I could say that I updated something.

2001

10-8-01

Some guy actually Emailed me recently. It was an odd arguement with some lists and the usual confusing ending. You can view it over at the "Freaks" page.

Damnit! I just noticed that banner at the top is missing the dash in "Anti-Sega"! Now I'll have to fix that someday too.

8-07-01

ok I heard some rumor about the Game Gear returning to shelves soon.I tried to find some evidence of this being the case but all I found was a bunch of old crappy Sega sites that are really damn out of date.Even if it is true then I can already tell you that the Game Gear will fail AGAIN!why?BEACAUSE SEGA ALWAYS FAILS!Havent you learned that yet?and hell last time the Game gear was broght down by a little balck and white system called the Game Boy.Heh now it has to challenge the Game boy,Game Boy COLOR and the Game boy ADVANCE!Does sega ever get a clue that they just cant win?

I did find one thing that was kind of funny in my search.Planet Dreamcast is REALLLLYYY out of date!look at this text I found on their site:"Why should you buy one though? This is a very important question, and one many people are wondering especially after the debacle Sega made with the Saturn. It is certainly clear in this author's mind, that Sega have well and truly learnt their lesson and the Dreamcast will be the well-supported, successful story it deserves to be." LOL! Well THAT obviously didnt happen!ah its funny to look at old sites that are still claiming outrageous things just beacause the sites creators ran like hell when they lost the fight.

oh you want to know what I updated do you?Well I added some more ranting to the FAQ and fixed this odd bug with the "main" button.I added some stuff to the links page too.Dont know why I bother though.I hardly ever get anyone through here anymore.maybe I need to go on another on of my rampages across crappy sega sites.

7-23-01

Alright it has been one hell of a long time since I updated last but I think the massive redesign of the page makes up for it a bit don't you?Anyway I took down all the parts of my site I thought were really half assed and kept the stuff I've put the most work into(the FUA,top 5,links and Sega Freaks)and reorganised the whole damn thing so that it looks better and is a bit more organised.

You can still view the old stuff Here.

(Note from Segaslayer on 1-25-02: I cannot say how well the "old stuff" will run as alot of the new stuff kind of got edited over things. Some of the old stuff is funny but I never said its still there or works so only bother with it if your interested)

05-01-01

Yeah again I've been updating and not telling you about it.

I added this "recent updates" page your lookin at to the land of no sega main page.Also I'm sure you noticed that big giant link to my new "Interplay sucks" site that I put up after not getting to play the new fallout game.

I also removed a site from my links page beacause everyone at the fourms there was a single minded thug bent on declaring FF9 the greatest game ever just beacause they liked the storyline(completely ignoring the aweful characters and graphics as a whole).Plus it was a facfiction site and the guy had all but stoped writing completely beacause the fourm took up so much of his time so the fourms practically distroyed his site entirely.oh well too bad for him I suppose its no skin off my nose.More time for me to spend at the shadowbane fourms(which I also added to the links page).

I think I might have changed something in the FUA too.more changes coming soon.I will be getting a new computer soon too not that it will really effect this site much.

04-11-01

Ok I know that looking at this page it seems like a long time since I updated but its not actually the case.I just got lazy and stoped using this.Over the last few months I've made alot of various changes such as putting links to the Anti Sega Web-ring and my Armored Core site on the front page and some other things.I have been adding things to the FUA and "Sega Freak" sections as well.

01-29-01

Added a new Section called "Sega Freaks" and added some links to the link page.

01-12-01

The odd invasion of the non-english speaking people is over all except for one fool who keeps posting in the message board(not that I care.hes just helping the message board that way!HAHAHAH!).Just fixing a few small errors that were nagging at me.

01-04-01

Another of those seemingling endless "you dont have any reasons why sgea sucks" messages was posted it on my guest book last night(he entered it as a private message so nobody but me would be able to see what a fag he was but I posted it on the message board so go there to look at it)so I finally got tired of it and made a new section called "THE TOP 5 REASONS WHY SEGA SUCKS".This should made is easy for all those stupid sega owners to understand my reasons why sega sucks so maybe they will stop sending me this garbage about not having reasons.

01-03-01

Im taking the Sega BS section down for awhile until I can do something more with it.Might do something with the downloads soon too and maybe the history section.keep checking back!

01-01-01

added a new image to the enter page.new year new image,eh?(noooo I said "eh"!damn you canada!)

2000

12-20-00

fixed the music on the history page and finally updated the links page.yes!I finally did that!you didnt think I was gonna do it did you?

12-12-00

I added a new section called "the games"!this is for all you sega freaks who think that the DC can actually compete with the PS2 when it comes to RPGs!

11-15-00

ok,I know its been awhile since I updated but Ive been working on the web-ring.This time I just updated the FUA but Ill get to the links or maybe something completely new next time.

10-31-00

I added a new rant about MMORPGS but thats about it.

10-29-00

Updated FUA(yes again!it rules!)and the score board.

10-28-00

Updated FUA and History of videogames(completely redone with a better program than geobuilder!take that geocities!)

10-26-00

I got a PS2 and you didnt!HA!

10-25-00

HA!Victory is really mine now!Ive started an Anti-Sega web ring(certanly you noticed that giant link on the main page)and to do it someone sent me this cool program I can use to make web pages with so I dont have to use Geobuilder!Over time I intend to redo all my pages on this site using the new program so they work/look better but for now Ive only redone the Main page.Make sure to check out the web ring site!oh yeah PS2 is coming out tonight at midnight(in other words tommrow)!so if you didnt preorder one I expect to see you at the store tonight!

10-5-00(about 3 hours later)

ha!victory is mine!I finally fixed IE and now I can update whenever I want!HAHAHAHAHAH!in your face netscape!I updated the FUA,links, and scoreboard but didnt have time for anything else tonight(I would have more time but it took 3 hours to fix IE so your lucky I had any time to update at all!)(also I still have to edit this page in HTML so its still gonna look funny)

10-5-00

remember when I said that I got page builder to work?well the day after that they(geocities)changed something and now whenever I try to run it netscape starts spouting some BS about some error that doesnt seem to exist but beacause of this netscape refuses to load page builder.I really need to update the page but cant beacause of netscape.Im going to try to fix internet explorer but if that doesnt work I dont know what the hell Im gonna do.(and as allways message was created using HTML so no telling how it looks)

9-17-00

Well,I Finally got that damn geo builder to work so I was able to update.I added a new section called the scoreboard(is that one word or 2?) and I updated the FUA a little.Well thats all I had time for tonight but next time I intend to update the links section some and maybe do some other stuff.I might even consider changing the download of the week!(BTW since I used HTML on this part of the site once I had to use it again this time so no gaurntees on how this looks!)

9-12-00

ahh ok netscape sucks.I cant get geocities page bulider to work beacause of it.so I cant update until I fix Internet explorer.Dont think Ive given up on the page though!I still check the message board everyday so you can still use it to yell at me for not updating.BTW I know this message looks funny.since I had to use a HTML editor and I know allmost nothing about HTML.

8-22-00

ok this time all I did was add this.Now you can see what I changed recently as well was what I changed not so recently.Its also much easier for me to update the site beacause I wont have to change the main menu everytime.